Things I Say While Driving
- Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
- Me: FUCKING MOVE THE LIGHT IS GREEN FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON
- Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: MOTHER FUCKER CAN YOU NOT SEE ME HERE
